i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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