kristin has been a bad kristin
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
