Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
