I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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