They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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