Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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