just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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