How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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