god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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