i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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