Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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