@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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