8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He is an equal opportunity slut.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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