So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
