...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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