I just made out with a guy for $7.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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