we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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