Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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