I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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