If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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