What a fucking waste of an outfit
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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