: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
