quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Found your dick twin last night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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