I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
