You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
