so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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