You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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