I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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