Me too!
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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