So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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