His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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