Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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