This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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