There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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