I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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