apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
