he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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