So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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