Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
