toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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