hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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