yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
