She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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