Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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