oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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