How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My dick has a subreddit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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