their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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