We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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