No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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