Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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