So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
